Only Indians speak this language

We Indians have a peculiar vocabulary which we normally use. We have heard and spoken these words so often that they have become every day usages. Here are some unique words spoken only  by Indians
1. Every day a child demands money from the parents. The father's reply is  (money does not grow on trees )पैसे  पेड़  पर नही उगते  


2. A child wants to go to a late party and wants permission. Mother says 'ask father' and father says 'ask mother'. माँ से  पूछो and mother says पापा  से पूछो 
3.When some  guest comes, the mother must say,''Show your dance or sing that new song''अपना  डांस दिखाओ or नया गाना सुनाओ 
4.When guests come you tell the child to touch their feet. बेटा  अंकल  के पाँव छुओ 
5.इसके पर निकल आएं हैं 
6.''Mom I have 90 marks'' in Maths.'' Mother's first question,
   ''मोहन के कितने आये हैं ''?
7.If the child is a mischief monger the parents say''इसको          बोर्डिंग स्कूल  में भेज दें  तोह ठीक हो जाएगा ''
8 .चलो बैठ कर पढ़ो  बिल्ली को हटाओ 
9 . गुस जा टी वी  के अंदर 
10. कहाँ  हैं लाट साहब  

You must have also come across people who speak like this to their children. What is your experience?         
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