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Friday, 10 January 2014

What heights can we reach!!

My brother has sent me the following ten  'definitions' of  the word  Heights . I am sharing  them with my frinds. They may make you smile for a while

1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip.
 
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.
 
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
 
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
 
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
 
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
 
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

  8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
 
9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.
 
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi?
Ans : Miser's house has caught fire and 













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10 comments:

  1. Michelle Liew10 January 2014 at 21:38

    You just had me laughing so much I cannot look at calcium the same way again! Thanks for the laughs this evening!

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    1. Unknown11 January 2014 at 10:11

      Thank you Michelle for the visit to my site.Keep visiting. Thanks for the sweet comments.

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  2. padmaja11 January 2014 at 09:16

    All smiles :-)

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  3. BK Chowla,11 January 2014 at 19:32

    Really crazy.
    Never realised vijay had such good sense of humor

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    1. Unknown12 January 2014 at 10:56

      Thank you BK. BTW this is not sent by Vijay but by Anil.

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  4. Asha13 January 2014 at 11:45

    i got this too, enjoyed reading it againl:)

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  5. Sreeja Praveen20 January 2014 at 12:20

    And What's the height of competition ? Two Bald men fighting for a comb :D :D :D

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