A city lion v/s forest lion. UBC Day 30

 Two lions in a zoo were very friendly. One of them was caught from a forest, where he was born. The other one was a city lion, born in the zoo it self. They were very friendly. One day they decided to run away from the zoo. ( after all who likes to be in bondage).  The jungle tiger ran into a jungle and the  city tiger  disappeared into the city. The authorities  ordered a thorough search. The forest lion was caught  the next day and brought  back to the zoo.  In spite of a wide search the city lion could not be captured. Six months  went by , but still  he was not caught. He was caught after eight months and brought back to the zoo.  His friend was curious to know where was he hiding and how he could not be traced for so long. More over, he had become very healthy. The jungle lion asked him,"Arre yaar, where were you  for so long?" The city lion said,"I was hiding behind old files in a huge Government Department."
The jungle lion was amazed and said,"What were you eating all these days?"
The city lion replied," I was eating one man every day. No body  noticed. Instead they appointed  another one"
The jungle lion," But  then how did they trace you?"
The  city lion," Arre yaar, galti ho gayi. One day  I ate the Chai wallah.  When no tea was served, the whole office stopped working. A thorough  search was made and I was noticed and captured."


Written for Write Tribe Ultimate Blog Challenge Day 30