northern lights

northern lights
image

Thursday, 21 August 2014

A true and fictional story

Today I am narrating two stories. The first one is a true story and the other fictional. The action in both stories takes on an airport.
! First the real story.
  Last year my son  went to USA  for an official job. The flight had to changed  from London.  There was a gap of three hours  for the next flight.  An Indian lady also travelled in the same air craft. She was travelling up to London. When the passengers  were waiting for clearance  of there baggage, a dog kept on sniffing  at the lady's nand baggage. The security guards got her bag opened and found a bottle of pickles. As we all know such eatables are prohibited in the air craft. The guards politely told her to throw away the pickles otherwise she would not be allowed to leave. She  started arguing with the security staff.  My son said that after three hours, he had  from the same passage. What he saw  was hilarious. It seems she did throw the pickles and security guards were strict. The lady was eating the pickles. He, he, he he. What would have happened to her  Stomach !!

 Now the fictional. I read it in a magazine:
 A lady was sitting in the waiting hall  of an airport. She was getting bored. She took out a packet of cookies from the carton of cookies,and started eating  cookies one by one. Suddenly she noticed that a man sitting on the next chair also took a cookie each and was eating it merrily. As soon as she took one, he also took another one. Finally she noticed that there was only one cookie left in the packet. The man, looked at her smilingly, took the cookie, broke it into two and offered it to her. She cursed him in her mind,"What a shameless man!! So greedy!!" It was time for her flight, she got up and alighted the flight. Suddenly she saw the carton of cookies unopened before her. OMG, she thought, she was cursing him without realising that she was the defaulter.
He,he,he, he.
Which one did you enjoy reading?


Written for Write Tribe Pro Blogger Week 4 Day20

18 comments:

  1. hahha... both are funny Usha ji.... the first lady would have a bad time the next morning

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yes Tina, how could she digest so many pickles!

      Delete
  2. Replies
    1. Thanks Naba. Happy that you liked both.

      Delete
  3. Naturally the first one.
    Second was released as Ad for a famous Biscuit brand sometime back

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The first one Deepak saw personally. The other one I read in a book of jokes.

      Delete
  4. Ha!Ha! ...Both are funny.o some are really gluttons.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Loove both of them, especially the second one..hilarious but can happen, right!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you Vishal. The first one my son actually saw.

      Delete
  6. Hahaha! She must have made the pickles herself and wouldnt want to throw away her hard work thrown down the drain!
    It would be so embarrassing for the woman in the second story :D

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thanks Shilpa. Imagine what would have happened to her stomach!

      Delete
  7. Replies
    1. Thank you Shilpa Gupte. Welcome to my site. Please visit again.

      Delete
  8. i enjoyed both!! the first one was hilarious and the second one, thought provoking!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you Titli.Happy you liked them.

      Delete
  9. loved both of themm .. what people do

    and the second story actually there is a little movie starring naseeruddin shah and shabana azmi on the same pattern , she is a hindu lady and not wanting to travel with a muslim.. stops at a hotel and orders food.. then goes to the washroom comes back and sees the muslim guy sitting next to her food , she scolds him so much and then eats it all up..
    it later turns out the food was actually the muslim guys and her's was on the next table :)

    such stories make us think how we have become

    Bikram's

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thank you Bikram.I did not see that movie. Must have been interesting.

      Delete