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Saturday, 23 February 2013

Have some light moments

Today I am posting some jokes.I found them quite interesting hence I am sharing them with friends. So,here we go

                             The Best News
The boss was finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, so later he could remember how his staff "missed" him.

Most people were writing standard phrases like, 'Without you, the company will never be the same,' 'We will always remember you,' etc.

Obviously the boss was not satisfied, "I need something from the bottom of your heart, something really touching, you know. Okay, John, you have been working with me for the last 20 years. You are my best staff. I am retiring now. What do you have to say?"

 Slowly but firmly, John wrote, "The best news in 20 years." ha ha ha

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. 

 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' 

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.' 


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

 Cartoons courtesy :google



  1. hahahaha..........You have to be careful what and how to talk to a kid! They are very smart.

  2. Thanks Meenakshi.. I agree that kids are very smart.Sometimes in front of outsiders they make you feel embarrassed..

  3. With the kind of exposure they have,lets not under estimate the kids

    1. You are correct. We cannot under estimate them.

  4. Good ones! Brought a smile! The last one is too good :D Creative kids! :D

    1. Thanks Shilpa..The children today are far more judgemental and smarter than children of yesteryears.

  5. Hahahah too good...never read them before anywhere...each one looks like a kid originally said them..

    1. Thank you Latha.My brother sent them to me I found them all very funny so I shared them.

  6. Real smart Kiddos..ahem!! ahem!! need to be too careful..It was a good dosage of laughter..Thanks for sharing..