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Friday, 10 January 2014

What heights can we reach!!

My brother has sent me the following ten  'definitions' of  the word  Heights . I am sharing  them with my frinds. They may make you smile for a while

1. What is height of Fashion?
Ans : Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?
Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?
Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?
Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

 8. What is height of Suicide?
Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?
Ans : A cow giving milk powder.
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi?
Ans : Miser's house has caught fire and 


  1. You just had me laughing so much I cannot look at calcium the same way again! Thanks for the laughs this evening!

    1. Thank you Michelle for the visit to my site.Keep visiting. Thanks for the sweet comments.

  2. Really crazy.
    Never realised vijay had such good sense of humor

    1. Thank you BK. BTW this is not sent by Vijay but by Anil.

  3. i got this too, enjoyed reading it againl:)

  4. And What's the height of competition ? Two Bald men fighting for a comb :D :D :D